Monday, 29 June 2009

Rooting About


Once this roots business gets hold it becomes, or at least so I've found, a bit of an obsession. Last week I began to investigate a branch of the family not previously looked into and it has been an eye-opener. So far the link with my immediate family line seems to begin about the middle of the 18th century and goes on for about a hundred years. The reason for the close ties over a length of time is that all the parties concerned lived in a tiny mining community, living in about 27 houses in miners' rows [see map] near Clackmannan. There were about 42 households, many of them belonging to the same extended families. Such was the clan I've been investigating, the same forenames (Cornelius, Nathaniel, Cecilia, Magdalene...all 'coal hewers' in spite of sounding like the roll-call from a Knightsbridge prep school) recurring, cousins marrying cousins etc, until it is completely confusing to the researcher. They were all tied to the pit as serfs until 1799 so you can see why they stayed put in the one place and few if any newcomers arrived on the scene, but it's a bit alarming to find the old joke about rednecks ['people whose family tree doesn't fork'] cropping up in your own back yard......

Sunday, 28 June 2009

At Last!


A really useful version of those irritating cat photographs.....

Saturday, 27 June 2009

The Illusion Of Control

This is widespread in every government at every level. The following anecdote, illustrative of the point (especially as it involves a dictator's psychology), comes from Peter Fleming, brother of the more famous Ian. He had it from the principal actor, Kapitän zur See B.

"The winter of 1939-40 was an exceptionally hard one. The Nazi attack on France and the Low Countries, originally timed for November 1939, was postponed again and again. On January 10, 1940, a German aircraft landed by mistake at Mechelen in Belgium. In it were two staff officers who had disobeyed orders that they were on no account to make this particular journey by air; and those orders had been given because the officers carried with them the latest set of orders for Fall Gelb (Operation Yellow), as the Western offensive was code-named.

Admiral Canaris was away when the news reached the Abwehr in Berlin. Even if he had not been away, the immediate responsibility lay upon Kapitän zur See B's branch of the Abwehr, and he worked throughout the night. Clearly the most important thing to do was to discover whether Fall Gelb had been compromised--whether, that is to say, the orders for the violation of their frontiers were in the hands of the Belgian General Staff. It was not yet certain that this was the case. If it was not, there were (anyhow on paper) various hopeful possibilities......much was expected of the Abwehr.

B, in Berlin did his best. No results, no news. When dawn came, the only safe assumption was that plans which were intended to change the history of Europe had become known in detail to Hitler's prospective victims. B, very sensibly, shaved.

The lather was hardly off his chin when a message came saying that Hitler wished to see Canaris immediately. B was not only departmentally responsible for attempts to destroy or recover the plans for Fall Gelb; he was also, in Canaris' absence, the senior officer serving with the Abwehr. He got into a car and went off to answer for his chief.

He did not have to wait when he arrived at the Chancellery. Puttkammer, Hitler's naval aide-de-camp, was in the ante room. Puttkammer had time to utter only one word of advice or warning before he ushered B into the presence. "Answer!" he whispered.

It was not, B discovered, at all easy to do so. He was a man of character and was not intimidated by mere contact with the gros légumes. He knew, besides more than anyone else did about the matter in hand.

But Hitler was in a fury. "I felt," said B, " as if I had bben hypnotised. My brain would not work, my will-power had ceased to exist. I was a jelly." The Führer ranted on, dwelling on the gravity of the situation, execrating the culprits, rehearsing the far-fetched remedial measures open to the Abwehr. B stood rather shakily to attention. At last, Hitler, having perhaps let off enough steam, got down to brass tacks. "How long would it take the two officers to get out of the aircraft?" he asked.

B had in fact no very clear idea; but he remembered Puttkammer's injunction. " Three minutes, my Führer," he replied as crisply as he could.

"And how bulky were the orders for Fall Gelb?"

B did not know so he compromised.

"They were of approximately this size, my Führer," he said, indicating with his hands the dimensions of a fair-sized packet.

"And how long, then, would they take to burn?"

B gulped, then plunged. "Six minutes," he said firmly.

Hitler summoned Puttkammer, collected from his desk the requisite volume of foolscap, took it out on to the balcony and, with Puttkammer's help, set fire to it. All three men looked at their watches, none more intently than B.

The little bonfire, poked when occasion demanded by the tyrant's toe, burned itself out in five and a half minutes. When Hitler came back into the room, his whole appearance had changed. He looked gentle, almost happy.

"You are a remarkably efficient officer," he told B, and went on, flatteringly, to question him about the details of his past service.

The incident appeals to me as a study in the anodyne power of illusion. It was a complete illusion to suppose, as Hitler did, that B knew what he was talking about. Even if B's data had been accurate, and not pure guesswork, it was an illusion to imagine that the time it takes to burn a bundle of foolscap on a balcony is a reliable guide to the time it takes to burn a comparable bundle on a wind-swept airfield, fumbling under flying kit for the matches and anxiously watching as hostile figures close in on you across the snow. And the biggest illusion of all was Hitler's illusion that, by personally carrying out this test, he had somehow reasserted his control over a critical situation."

Ah, yes, that last one's the clincher: personal control supposedly exercised by supreme leaders who are nothing of the kind and have no right to any sort of control. Roll on the day when we see all of their heads on pikes.

Friday, 26 June 2009

I Must Have Done Something Right (Part Deux)

A further email from my offspring posits:

Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson?

A: Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August.

I Must Have Done Something Right

On my son's Facebook page today:

"Wednesday: 75 dead in Baghdad bomb blast. Nobody gives a fuck. Thursday: Wacko takes a dirt nap. Millions in mourning across the world."

He's got it spot on. Sick, sick, sick.

Caught Short

My son emailed me anent a TV interview with a pop media pundit at Glastonbury, at 1.30 am, to get his reflections on the death of Michael Jackson. It was, according to the boy, something of a Lt Commander Woodroffe moment ['the guy was obviously fizzing off his tits' to use the boy's own words]. Anyway, a good opportunity to re-run the broadcast from the Coronation Review 1937. Lt Cdr Woodroffe had dined too well with his fellow-officers in the wardroom of HMS Nelson and, happily for us, no-one pulled the plug on him.

Thursday, 25 June 2009

Homecoming

Today was spent largely in 'The Wee Coonty', Clackmannanshire. Half of my ancestry came from its then 32 square miles, many of them spending a lot of their lives under its surface, latterly sailing from Alloa as seamen, ship's joiners, a tug-boat master. Getting there was fun as I used the new rail link from Stirling [all of ten minutes but with some very good views of the Ochils on a sunny day]. After raiding the excellent local library for maps I set out to find the streets where they lived. Mill street was still there but Broad Street, leading down to the harbour, has been laid waste and nothing remains of its 19th century condition. A friendly worker at the Greenhill Cemetery showed me the mausoleum of the Earls of Mar which is usually locked. I decided against a trawl through the headstones in search of ancestral memorials: [1] they were too poor to be able to afford any, and [2] the surnames are so common in this airt that it would have been difficult to determine which were mine. In all I was around the place for a couple of hours before jumping on a bus back to Stirling and then, after a pub lunch, another one home. There's a surprising amount of good vernacular architecture left along with evidence of the mills in which various female members of the family worked. A good day for strolling at leisure with a current town map and a reproduction of the 1899 OS map in hand, and the county motto in mind: Look Aboot Ye. And the added bonus of passing a bus heading for Yetts o' Muckhart........

Wednesday, 24 June 2009

Unspoken Feelings

The events in Iran have left me angered, grieving and dismayed. Bloggers to be found on the Blogroll to the right, especially Bob and Martin, have said eloquently what I feel, to such an extent that anything I came up with over the past few days was simply an echo chamber (which is better than Yeats' 'polite meaningless words.') I hope that the people of Iran win out against the theocrats and thugs, trusting in no 'Supreme Leader' or 'Guardian Council' [the very names are an affront to humanity] but in their own right hands to shiver the chains of hatred, greed and fear. Two supportive quotations from back in the day: Francau at the 1867 Basle Congress of the First International--"We have been in tow far too long to the dukes of the diploma and the potentates of science. Let us take care of our own affairs; no matter how inept we are, we will never make such a poor job of it as these people do, in our name." And from Big Mike Bakunin: "So long as you have a master in heaven you will be slaves upon earth."

We might do worse than end with Yeats, remembering those young people, young women in particular, the especial victims of rancid religious misogyny, who have paid with their lives in the fight against clerical reaction and authoritarian rule--

'........our part
To murmur name upon name,
As a mother names her child
When sleep at last has come
On limbs that had run wild.'

Saturday, 20 June 2009

By Living We Learn


First, an apology to those sharing a carriage with me on the Embra-Glasgow shuttle half an hour ago. I deeply regret the snort of incredulity that sprayed a mouthful of Markie's best Etoile d'Or premium strength lager over the back of the seat in front of me. I blame the media, in this instance The Herald. In a report on its front page G. Broon, after admitting 'I'm not as great a presenter of information or communicator as I would like to be' then 'hints at a career after politics, saying eventually he would like to become a teacher.' Hinc illae lacrimae, or rather fine spray of 5% ABV lager. The whole matter was compounded by my being fresh from a morning lecture/slide show/film show on the Summer Meetings run in the Old Town of Edinburgh in the last two decades of the 19th century by Patrick Geddes. It took place in the building where the Meetings, or some of them, were held (see photie) and emphasised the spirit which Geddes brought to learning. Not much 'presenting information' was involved as he saw the learner 'not as a receptacle for information but a possible producer of independent thought.' And there, Gordie, is the rub: to what extent does your political career show you as an encourager of independent thought? Answers on a postcard. The Geddes method also called for an insistence upon demonstrations, experiment, field excursions; use of the German seminar system to give guidance to the world of books and activity in using them; extended use of graphic methods; and learning taking place in a social setting. Oh, and imported cosmopolitan lecturers including assorted anarchists and on-the-run Communards. Again, not the kind of people the PM has had 'on message' in 'the project.' Another quality that is essential in the teaching business, if you are going to do it well, is humility. Like most sons and daughters of the manse (think the Alexander siblings) the PM seems to have suffered a humility by-pass. I think a nice desk job at the IMF is just what he needs.......

Friday, 19 June 2009

Names


Yesterday's post on my mining forebears and the delicately named Rowena put me in mind of my oddly named great-great-great-great grandmother, Jacobina. She married my 4 x great grandfather in 1787 and I often wonder how the name went down once the Bastille had fallen. Was she suspected as a sans-culotte? [Whether she changed the name or was the victim of a mistranscription, she appears later as Robina.] A bit like someone being called Spartaka in the 1950s, I suppose.

Thursday, 18 June 2009

Down The Mine


Not exactly but the next best thing. Today saw my first visit to the Scottish Mining Museum in the Lady Victoria Mine at Newtongrange, Midlothian. I went for one very good reason: one strand of the family tree, going back to at least the 1770s, was composed entirely of miners. Under The Act Anent Coilȝears and Salters, which was in force from 1606 until 1799, the earliest members of that group, working in pits in the parish of Airth, were serfs, bought and sold like chattels with the mines they worked in. Slightly later members of this family line, in Carron Company mines in the parish of Larbert, are recorded in the 1841 census, taken the year before the 1842 Act put a stop to women and girls working underground. In 1841 Elizabeth, aged 18, Margaret, 16, Rowena, 14, and George, 11, were all down the mine. The evidence from the Larbert pits gathered by the commissioners investigating conditions prior to the Act include that from a 16 year old girl who had been working below ground for eight years for 15 to 16 hours a day: 'I draw in harness and sister hangs on and pushes behind....the work is gey sair.' They continued to work above ground, however: the delicately named Rowena is described in the 1851 census as 'labourer on a coalhill.' Later still in the 19th century the family had moved to Bothkennar Parish where in the 1871 census Adam, 14, my great-grandfather, is 'a drawer in a pit.' There were masses of them, a big extended family, all down the mine and in the colliery band. My maternal grandmother provides the link to this group and her brother was my vivid, visual connection to that life, a man whose hands were dotted with blue flecks where the coal-dust had been blown under the skin by exploding charges. So, I had a lot of baggage with me today and I found the experience deeply moving, at times having to take a grip of myself to keep control of my emotions. Buying a replica miner's lamp at the end seemed more justified than the usual semi-obligatory purchase from some other museum shop. It is one sort of reminder, the picture at the head of this post showing wives and children waiting for news of a flooding in a local mine in 1923, which took the lives of forty miners, illustrating the real cost of the business, is a more important one.

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

Far From Pedantry

One of the schools south of the Carter Bar in which I taught for many years is currently boasting on its website that the Spanish Embassy has awarded it the title of 'Instituto Espanol del Ano.' There are tildes missing from both of the ns there and the second one is crucial to meaning, ano without the tilde meaning 'anus' as opposed to 'year.' Sometimes pedantry has a more than nitpicking purpose.....

Tuesday, 16 June 2009

Hidden Gems

The stock in the local library is generally excellent though its holdings can be a bit hit and miss. That said, I was delighted and a bit surprised to find they had Walter Benjamin's The Arcades Project. It is giving great pleasure, food for thought and fascinating snippets of information on 19th century Paris viewed through the spectrum of commodities [though far from only that.] I'm now better informed than I was on how to use a horse-drawn omnibus to construct a barricade, the loopiness of Saint-Simonism (it buttoned up the back), regulations for prostitution under the Second Empire, and the existence of people in Venice and Russia who adopted characters from Balzac's great work and lived their lives as though they were them.

Sunday, 14 June 2009

Community

Most of today was spent helping with an event at the summer fair of one of the local ex-mining villages. It took place on parkland owned and created by the community rather than the local authority, marshland and coal-bings that have been transformed over the years into something delightful. It was a grand day out, full of a genuine, warm community spirit, mutual aid in action. We were bringing archaeology to the people, opening up a shallow square trench to a depth of about six inches and letting kids have trowels to howk for what they could find. Since the area was on a midden they had a field day with masses of bottles, crockery, tins, mostly early to mid 20th century, unearthed. The kids were splendid, polite, affable, informed, inquisitive, wanting to learn. The Time Team had proved its worth with the parents we talked to and the schools seemed to have given them a good idea of what the area had been. All this plus side-shows and food outlets and sunshine. Chust sublime.

Friday, 12 June 2009

How It Should Be

Looking at the Facebook photo album for my son's recent 27th birthday [about thirty young people getting happily wasted in the Fitzroy] I was struck by the fact that if the racist scum in the BNP had their way it would have been about ten young people getting miserably wasted in the absence of their multi-ethnic friends. It is exactly this sort of strong friendship among young people of different races--to say nothing of a good few who mix a couple of racial backgrounds-- that will build a society that can and will tell the fash to get tae fuck.

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

'Tsar Sir Alan...'

This opening of a news headline sums up what is wrong with the whole business of government as it is presently constituted: a glorification of the élite, however constituted, at the expense of the people, a belief that Great Men [and it's almost always men] are our only hope, a completely discredited 'honours' system and a thoroughly inappropriate recourse to an autocratic historical model as far as the titles given to these individuals are concerned. 'No saviour from on high delivers, no faith have we in prince or peer, our own right hand the chains must shiver': got it?

Monday, 8 June 2009

Don't Blame Me...


...I voted Scottish Socialist Party.

Saturday, 6 June 2009

Political Man

All the tergiversations and backstabbings and spin of the last few days put me in mind of Mr Rigby in Coningsby: "a man who neither felt nor thought, but who possessed, in a very remarkable degree, a restless instinct for adroit baseness."

Friday, 5 June 2009

Up The Polls

My efforts to persuade my London-based son to vote for the Small Party of Good Boys came to nothing. As he remarked in his email, 'When in doubt, vote what you smoke.' I assume he went Green. I spent the evening of polling day in the company of anarchist-leaning comrades plotting over a few beers. [Just a fund-raising gig, sadly, not the social revolution.] Earlier in the day there had been the usual struggle between respect for my socialist grannie's injunction always to vote and my awareness that [a] it isn't even secret (note the number on the counterfoil they write your details on and its fellow on the ballot paper they give you) and [b] where I live it is a meaningless exercise, an uberBlairite speak-your-weight-machine who notches up a healthy expense account being returned at every count. Perhaps next time they'll deselect him, put a red rosette on a bucket of lard and see it elected. Those disenchanted with the process might be amused by Peacock's 1817 novel Melincourt in which a domesticated, French horn-playing primate, wittily named Sir Oran Haut-ton, is elected to the rotten borough of Onevote.

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

Politics: Greek For 'Poly' Meaning 'Many' & 'Ticks' Meaning 'Bloodsucking Insects'

All of the scumbag political parties are in the mire over expenses--- and the torche-cul press which has fingered them is no better given the tax avoidance swerving of their ghastly owners plus the dosh they paid to the public-spirited champion of transparency and integrity [aye, right] who provided their material ['reset' as it's known in Scotland]. That said, New Labour are doing a pretty good job of even more lacerating self-destruction as we speak. I suppose Mandelson will end up with the task of reading to Brown from Carlyle's Life of Frederick the Great as the air-conditioning fails and the imaginary divisions are moved around on the map. Portents: on the 30 pence shelf of books being sold off in my local library is Brown's life of Jimmy Maxton. Hardy would have made a wonderfully ironic poem about that. See this post for how the ILP handled second home allowances: this is the way forward if you want to elect other people to represent you rather than establish autonomous co-operatives and run things yourselves.